SUMMERTIME SEX IN IBIZA

The summer does not arrive slowly and gradually in Ibiza. One day there are vacant sunbeds, hotel and resort rooms and rental properties. The roadways are pleasantly hectic and the stores and bistros are busy but not insufferable. The next day, pandemonium hits.

Ibiza is less poorly laid out than places like Marbella, where in the middle of the season the A7 becomes a large car park from Estepona back to Elviria, and from Fuengirola to Benalmadena. Puerto Banus comes to be a slow advancing traffic jam the likes of that London did not have ahead of the congestions charge. For those who do not know, Puerto Banus is in effect set out around four round abouts. That is marvelous in the winter season, and I am sure looks superbly well-formed from a helicopter. But in the height of summer time it means that once one roundabout is full (usually the roundabout with the Salvador Dali rhino on it that connects and from the A7) then cars heading to it can not shift, which fills the succeeding one, and the ensuing one and the ensuing one. Envision a Scalextric track with one car blocking both lanes. Now keep adding in car or trucks and see what develops! Fortunately the best escorts Ibiza can provide do not have to navigate that kind of nightmare to get to their clients.

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That is not true of Ibiza, with the exception of the exit from the E10 exit near Pacha that goes to the harbor. That is perhaps because Ibiza has developed more naturally instead of experiencing being designed on a notepad. Nevertheless, at peak occasions (that are not what you would anticipate!) the E10 from Santa Eulalia is entirely full of vehicles heading into Ibiza. The roads from San Antonio and San Josep less so, but nonetheless hectic. But pretty much everywhere else; gosh! It is possible to walk from one end of the beach at Talamanca to the other without actually coming in contact with sand, just prancing from one olive-brown lean beach physique to another.

And just about every piece of lodging is taken from mid July to the end of August. You could most likely get few hundred euros for a month on a park bench; and in Ibiza I guarantee somebody has had a go at as it is quite common for people to pay for overnight accommodation that either does not exist or has someone else already staying in it.

All of that means that the nice prostitutes in Ibiza are kept tremendously busy, after all at the very least half of the numerous vacationers will be men, and a lot of them will require supplementary horizontal samba from the thousands of hookers who mass into Ibiza for the summer time of year too.

Of course, the gentlemen with the finest style are not just trying to find some high jinks, they are hunting for the most sexy escort Ibiza can deliver, or they intend to spend time with the best escort Ibiza can supply by the hour. And the escort agents are more than happy to help. But be pre warned; they are just as very busy and rushed off their feet ( !) as anybody else in the sex industry so do not waste their time with ambiguous requests or browsing and collecting photos of sexily dressed sex goddesses. In Spring or Autumn you will obtain a warm and extensive response. In mid Season, probably less so!